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(pas de sujets) [sep. 27e, 2005|06:07 am]
Phony
super_relax

justin!
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super-relax!! [sep. 5e, 2005|01:45 am]
Phony
[Music |Jet Society - Cordara Orchestra]

thank you to a miss jami thompson for attracting my attention to This wonderful relief effort for the hurricane. way more realistic. (?)

SATURDAY OCT 8
House Warming Part 2!!
Luscious Hispanic Diva plasticemotions (Marlene Serrano)'s 22 Birthday Party!!

bring a friend!
bring a fifth!
bring a bitch!

WHO me and you.
WHAT my housewarming part 2/ marlenes birthday party!!
WHERE 2233 Brooklyn, Detroit, MI 48201
WHEN October 8, 2005 9p-??
WHY why not?? sarah's moving out. so the furniture will be moved around!! and plus, it's marlenes birthday!! what more do you want sucka??
HOW arrive and buzz me. i'm #315

oh yeah and by the way all you bitches who said you were coming to the last one and never did better be at this one or i gotta cut you. thats the rule.

dont have a ride?? GET ONE. Call me and ill arrange one for you.

directions.
take all major highways to I-94
take I-94 to John Lodge (M-10) South
get off at the I-75 exit but DO NOT GET ONTO I-75!! there will be an exit within an exit, (Trumbull)
get off onto Trumbull. Turn left onto Trumbull.
Take Trumbull over the highway. Turn left onto Cherry St (the street right before Ace Hardware and the Brooks Lumber Co)
At the end of the street turn right. im in the big green building. walk to the front door and buzz me (315)
if you have any problems call my cell phone 3132470179

see you there.

justin!
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secretly snatched from new friend spmansonoiboy [juil. 29e, 2005|05:36 am]
Phony
[Music |Diary - Alicia Keys]

My ABC's

A - Age you got your first kiss: 4th grade (??)
B - Band listening to right now: hooverphonic (this strange effect) (in my head). like they would ever be played on the radio
C - Crush: so i take it everyone always has to have a "crush"??
D - Dad's name: Clifton Thomas
E - Easiest person to talk to: vocals_for_ryan duh
F - Favorite bands at the moment: stereolab, hooverphonic, pj harvey
G - Gummy worms or gummy bears?: worms totally. SOUR!!
H - Hometown: as in birthplace? Witchita, KS. town i was raised in hometown? Canton, MI. town i live now hometown? Detroit, MI
I – Instruments: classically trained pianist. CLASSICALLY trained. i doubt any of you bitches knows what that REALLY means. haha
J - Junior High: Pioneer
K - Kids: ha!
L - Longest car ride ever: cali
M - Mom's name: Lindy Ann
N - Nicknames: none. i disregard them. my name is justin
O - One wish: world peace!
P - Phobia[s]: heights
Q - Quote: "only selfish people use the term 'selfish'"
R - Reason to smile: music
S - Song you sang last: 50/50 clown by the cocteau twins
T - Time you woke up [today]: 930pm
U - Unknown fact about me: im a blackbelt in tae kwon do
V - Vegetable you hate: brussels sprouts. i know how typical right.
W - Worst habit(s): smoking totally
X - X-rays you've had: clavicle
Y - Yummy food: dessert!!
Z - Zodiac sign: pisces

from now on friends only please.

justin!
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the fucking news!! [juil. 29e, 2005|05:27 am]
Phony
[Music |50/50 Clown - Coceau Twins]

I.
i suffered a sharps stick from a broken contaminated vacutainer on the 25th. the good news, it was on intact skin. the bad news, it broke the skin and caused bleeding. the worse news, it was an unknown patient. great. so now i have to take these anti-virals in order to make sure i dont get hiv, aids, or hepatitis. I'm taking Viracept, Combivir, and Compazine. i feel like tom hanks in Philidelphia.
apparently the Viracept and Combivir will give me nausea diarrhea and vomiting, so im taking the Compazine to not feel so sick. BUT THE SIDE EFFECTS OF THE COMPAZINE ARE:
Abnormal muscle rigidity, abnormal secretion of milk, abnormal sugar in urine, abnormalities of posture and movement, agitation, anemia, appetite changes, asthma, blurred vision, breast development in males, chewing movements, constipation, convulsions, difficulty swallowing, discolored skin tone, dizziness, drooling, drowsiness, dry mouth, ejaculation problems, exaggerated reflexes, fever, fluid retention, head arched backward, headache, heart attack, heels bent back on legs, high or low blood sugar, hives, impotence, inability to urinate, increased psychotic symptoms, increased weight, infection, insomnia, intestinal obstruction, involuntary movements of arms, hands, legs, and feet, involuntary movements of face, tongue, and jaw, irregular movements, jerky movements, jitteriness, light sensitivity, low blood pressure, mask-like face, menstrual irregularities, narrowed or dilated pupils, nasal congestion, nausea, pain in the shoulder and neck area, painful muscle spasm, parkinsonism-like symptoms, persistent, painful erections, pill-rolling motion, protruding tongue, puckering of the mouth, puffing of the cheeks, rigid arms, feet, head, and muscles, rotation of eyeballs or state of fixed gaze, shock, shuffling gait, skin peeling, rash and inflammation, sore throat, mouth, and gums, spasms in back, feet and ankles, jaw, and neck, swelling and itching skin, swelling in throat, tremors, yellowed eyes and skin.

goodbye liver. and the best part is, i still have (a very very very microscopic--but still present) chance of contracting hiv aids or hepatitis. GREAT.
im taking pills for my pills. when i complained they said chill. my prescriptions they were filled. for dollar bills. its unbelievable. its inconceivable. incomprehensible.

II.
im going on vacation this saturday. im going to oklahoma to visit family, AND im going to new orleans to party and have a REAL VACATION. and lucky me, ill be staying in the fabulous Hotel Monteleone right off of Bourbon St in the french quarter. isnt that funny, poopoo2u ??
ha.

so when all you reading this are sitting around on saturday and sunday doing nothing, i'll be in my plush robe lounging by the POOL ON THE ROOF sipping a caipirinha, or maxing and relaxing in the spa. dont worry. there'll be plenty of pictures to follow. so you can all live vicariously through me.
:)

III.
i smoke too much. i feel like margot tenenbaum.

justin!
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with friends like these... who needs enemies? [juil. 28e, 2005|04:21 am]
Phony
[Music |White Lines (Don't Do It!) - Grandmaster Flash]

Sunday, July 24, 2005


gay wods

its funny. i sent gay, shit talking justin jacobs a note to pass my time away and he reminded me that we were NOT friends.

no need for me to wonder why because i fucking hate his ugly ass with a burning passion. i just wanted to see where we stood.

in the past he started a mirna hating cult which he still leads today im sure.

sorry you received a message from me in your inbox.
bet you were drunk and in need for anal penetration when you replied.

get overself now

mirna


justin!
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snatched from shady_business [juil. 24e, 2005|11:33 pm]
Phony
[Mood |dry]
[Music |Broken Homes - Tricky & PJ Harvey]

the Wit

(60% dark, 34% spontaneous, 27% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK


You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that 'the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat. I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais




My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


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You scored higher than 68% on dark

free online dating free online dating
You scored higher than 14% on spontaneous

free online dating free online dating
You scored higher than 36% on vulgar
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating


we got the same one. cute.

justin!
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(pas de sujets) [juil. 24e, 2005|12:28 am]
Phony
[Music |When Doves Cry - Prince AND THE REVOLUTION]

am i the only one who finds this... breathtakingly bizarre??

justin!
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(pas de sujets) [juil. 23e, 2005|02:07 am]
Phony
[Music |The Sky Lit Up - PJ Harvey]

73.

justin!
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the results of ennui [juil. 21e, 2005|08:05 pm]
Phony
[Music |grand rapids here we come]

we're coming over amy.

right now.

<3 justin ryan and big momma.
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Our beloved president does it again! Go Bush!! [juil. 20e, 2005|05:24 am]
Phony
[Mood |sarcasm]
[Music |Oops! - 808 State featuring Bjork]

John G. Roberts was just recommended for the new Supreme Court justice.

this means we can say goodbye to Roe vs Wade.

we're all screwed.

justin!
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